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honey badgered

To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.
by BEARBEARLALAB August 10, 2017
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Honey Dicking

Hun-EE Dick-ing

A term on the Sea Of Thieves to denote the act of raising an Athena's Fortune flag but acting as a ship belonging to the Reaper's Bones.

This is a way to goad other ships into attacking your Athena boat for it's precious cargo and flag not expecting the crew to be bloodthirsty Reapers in disguise with no plans to run.
"Yarr matey, I heard in the tavern last night that you were flying an Athena Flag, dangerous don't ya think?"

"Aye, but I was Honey Dicking. Naught but a ruse to tempt the other vessels my way. Like flies to honey."
by Pirate Storyteller April 23, 2022
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honey badger

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.
"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"
by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015
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honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
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HONEY BAGGER

Making your life sweeter by getting rid of old baggage.
My buddy Bill just scored a new Girl before I even had a chance to learn the old ones name, That fucker is a real "Honey Bagger" !!!
by dirtyernie1971 June 4, 2012
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Honey in your eye

Something some d-bag asshole says to attempt to enter into a lady's panties.
by Beeanursemaid March 21, 2017
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cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
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