Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.

Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.

by the 70th alternative account December 15, 2023

Goone

I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave

(Dog in the kitchen while you are cookin)

Guy: "Goone dog, get!"

by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025

Goon

Someone who doesn't think before they speak

The gripper is a goon

by Hahahhax1 November 19, 2019

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

Czech Flicker Gooning

Czech flicker gooning is gooning but at a next level, you stroke ur johnson so hard you need to get ur balls to fall off and then drench ur penis in the czech national food.

Yo bro i just did the czech flicker gooning technique and i sucked the food off my johnson!

by Flicker Gooner September 5, 2025

Goon

to Goon someone is to clown them, or hate on them

alex so gooned sam. that guy is such a goon.

by gooners April 21, 2011

Mongolian Flicker goon

When a mongolian throat singer uses his throat vibrations to flick his fingers to goon his cock.

Hey Ankhbayar, Teach me how to mongolian flicker goon.

by jace boteko January 19, 2025