An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.
Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.
Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.
On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.
That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.
That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!
by ?uestion July 2, 2011

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.
Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!
by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019

Performing a marijuana transaction by double high fiving with money in one hand and receiving marijuana in another.
by loudhighfive August 1, 2017

Going out and drinking hard for many consecutive nights, such as one would do over a wedding weekend or Mardi Gras.
"Why are you going home, it's only midnight?"
"It's been five nights of smith for me, I'm tired."
"Exams are over, I'm going out for five nights of smith!"
"You look bad, it looks like you've had five nights of smith."
"It's been five nights of smith for me, I'm tired."
"Exams are over, I'm going out for five nights of smith!"
"You look bad, it looks like you've had five nights of smith."
by nolajohn May 18, 2009

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!
by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009

High Five-jacking refers to the act of hijacking someone's high five. This happens when two people are about to high five, but a third person raise his/her hand and gives one of them a high five before the initial one is performed, thereby hijacking it.
The action is also quite similar to a high five leech.
The action is also quite similar to a high five leech.
Kris: I'm so stoked now, Hennick! Give me a high five!
Hennick: YEAAAAAH!!!
Magnus raises his hand faster than light and gives Kris a high five while Kris is trying to high five Hennick (the High Five-jacking).
Kris: S**t, we were high five-jacked!
Hennick: That was AWESOME!!!
Kris: Yeah, I'm even more stoked now!
Hennick: YEAAAAAH!!!
Magnus raises his hand faster than light and gives Kris a high five while Kris is trying to high five Hennick (the High Five-jacking).
Kris: S**t, we were high five-jacked!
Hennick: That was AWESOME!!!
Kris: Yeah, I'm even more stoked now!
by Offpiste-M December 27, 2009

Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.
by bangalangadingdong April 25, 2007
