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Colton Loves Feet (noun):
A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
She described her friend as the Colton Loves Feet of their group, handsome, warm, and effortlessly charismatic.
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Linda’s lovely feet

Phrase referring to Linda Caicedo’s football skills, coined by Suzi Ruffell and Maisie Adam of Big Kick Energy.
Caicedo plays for Real Madrid and Columbia.
*Caicedo dribbles the ball* Oh look! Linda’s lovely feet!
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Maya Dirty Feet Guy

A guy who obsesses over fictional women's feet, typically female video game characters. This obsession goes so far into the extreme that it becomes a core personality trait of a person.
"Charlie Kirk won't stop talking about Aloy's Feet, he's such a Maya Dirty Feet Guy"
Maya Dirty Feet Guy by KiyyDumb February 12, 2026

Tung tung feet lover

Its a state of tung tung tung sahur but often used when ut mad as shit
Fu@k this tung tung feet lover

dorito crust feet

A slang term for dirty feet.
Ew! Did you see marks dorito crust feet?”
dorito crust feet by Big N00r4h March 14, 2026

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet 

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet 

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.