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blood fart

1. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.

2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.
Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.
by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003
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Broccoli Fart

A particularly hot, sulfurous fart that smells suspiciously like broccoli even though you haven't eaten broccoli for days, even weeks. Not to be confused with a "Sulfur Strut," a broccoli fart is usually an SBD special.
I ripped a broccoli fart so foul yesterday, it cleared out an entire wing of the library.
by Just Another Guy November 30, 2004
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Fire Fart

Any fart that burns your ass on it's way out. Usually happens after eating very spicy foods and usually smell extra horrible. NOTE - the Fire Fart does not require a lighter, matches, or any other ignition source. For lighting your farts on fire please see "gay fraternity stunt".
After eating all those hot chicken wings, I laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat.
by Lazy Iguana December 24, 2008
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quack fart

When you cut a fart while taking a shower with water running through your ass crack and it makes the sound of a duck quack. Quack farts often smell worse than regular farts.
I let a quack fart slip while my girlfriend was in the shower with me and she bolted.
by madskills69 July 13, 2010
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Fart Eater

Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.
Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.
by Lifesapieceofpoop November 23, 2016
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hot fart

An expulsion of gas from the anus, usually occurring after eating spicy foods, which creates a warm, and sometimes wet sensation in the anal area, and can momentarily simulate the feeling that you just shat your pants a tiny bit. Hot farts will often produce a lingering, foul odor.
For a minute, I thought I had sharted, but then I realized that it was just a hot fart.”
by frootloops8 December 19, 2008
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Veggie Fart

An extremely potent and lingering fart after eating vegetables such as broccoli, carrots, or cawliflower.
After that salad bar I had some major veggie farts.
by StephanieV December 29, 2005
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