Dylan DDM

Dylan is a friend who loves to protect you but also punch you and kick you in the balls aka. The gas pedal until you pee blood

Kyle: Dylan what did the teacher just say
Dylan DDM *kicks in the balls*

by Yeetbeetskeet August 29, 2021

dylan and mickayla

The 2 awesomest people in the world who are best friends. A mickayla is stupid and funny. A dylan is athletic boss.
The two combined is a kick ass team. Also know as bad bitches.

Watch out there's Dylan and Mickayla.

by awesome person 1234567 January 17, 2018

Dylan villenueve

A canadian that thinks he can play drums, but can only play with his balls. When hes mad, which is all the time, he is actually PMSing. and he likes to lie alot.

Dylan Villenueve: I had made sex with my girlfriend.
Me: Dylan you liar, your dating a guy.
Dylan: NO IM FRIGGEN NOT!! *pmsing*
Me: Then what is that dried up white stain on your face? Scrap that off, its embarrassing hanging around you.

by Mr Eastman January 22, 2009

Dylan Davis

Dylan Davis is an Ogre that smells like Ogre piss. Dylan Davis is fat and also likes to eat waffles and Twinkies. He looks like the fat manager from Big Time Rush. Dylan Davis has Differnt color eyebrows than hair. 3 Inch weenie

Woah that kid is so Dylan Davis stay away.

by Dylan Rea2 May 22, 2018

Dylan Williams

Dylan Williams smells so fucking bad holy shit it’s terrible holy shit

Dylan Williams:“Dude Dylan smells so fucking bad, he makes my nostrils bleed every time I see him”

“I know right,bro”

by FuckingFartAss May 2, 2020

brandon and dylan

The most awesome combo since peanut butter and jelly

Brandon and dylan are the bees knees

by Name t aint it November 1, 2017

Dylan Jelinek

A scrumptious pasty slim man who stars as a spy aswell as an femboy/EGirl streamer.

He is known the be bullied by the Waffen SS and died an honourable hero as hitlers finest sex slaves.

You: Hey bro look it’s Dylan Jelinek!
Me: wallah brotha nobody cares cuzzy let’s get shisha

by Moey don’t worry brothaaa September 15, 2021