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Mom: Son what the frik
Son: Do u know wtf dank is
mom: no
Son: high quality Marijuana
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Danke

Google girl vomiting hearts and you see a painting that has the word "Danke". Its a street art painting by banske if im not mistaking.
That girl is such a danke.
by Johnjr. July 19, 2020
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Purple dank

by suckmydich March 31, 2020
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dank

Dank is a word made up by Brooke Norris from The Norris Nuts on Youtube. The Norris Nuts have used this words lultiple times in different vlogs. They use it for expression of something great or amazing.
Dank
How do you feel now that you passed your test?”
“I feel dank!”
by the banana legend March 6, 2021
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You've been danked!

The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the

prankster.
Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't

the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."

YOU'VE BEEN DANKED

Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!

Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!

Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!

A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!

Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!

Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!

Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!

Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
by You've been danked! June 2, 2018
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Dank meme

A meme (internet joke) that rather is it too good or too bad and overused. Most probably involving stupid and/or illogical humor in a good or bad way depending on context.
Those are some legit dank memes m8. 420/69
by Terminator6622 March 29, 2017
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Danke Dennis

Dennis: Stands for someone who mindlessly follows and emulates anything and everything mainstream media and society tells them to do.

He knows it’s not the right thing to do but he doesn’t care about society and other people. He just wants to live and enjoy his life so he willingly follows the narrative and accepts the Orwellian consequences his behavior brings. If everyone is a Dennis the government can exploit people in open daylight just because 'Dennis' looks the other way.

Danke: Thanks, like in "Thanks Obama."
A: Have you seen the new rules? We can’t go outside because the government oppresses people without a vaccine.

Dennis: Not my problem, I just took the vaccine.

A: Danke Dennis.
by FightForFreedom.eth January 12, 2022
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