Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face than their counterparts during a cumshot style ejaculation.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

by Icky Ike April 4, 2010

cum rope

When a guy has long spurts of cum, hence the name cum "rope"

Cum ropes shot out from his dick, they flew across the room.

by olitz March 15, 2015

Cum Show

Event

In a theatrical setting, a stage full of naked men being revealed by an opening red curtain, each of them edging for hours, rush to front stage and climax simultaneously, swinging their cocks while cumming, spraying the audience with cum.

A real fucked up event leaving everyone feeling confused and questioning what actually just happened.

Yeah, I went to the party last night. Things were getting out of hand from the start and before I knew it, I had front row tickets to the worlds greatest Cum Show.

by Rock_Hard November 29, 2021

cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004

laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

Cum Backfire

When in the instance of sexual intercourse, during the backward thrust the penis slips out of the vagina during the peak of ejaculation causing a misfire of semen that spurts onto the male's chest.

My wife laughed at me after my cum backfired on my chest yesterday while having intercourse.

by WakkaWakka101 June 18, 2010

horse cum

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.

Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009