Crush Crusher

Someone whom you have a Crush on turns around and DEMANDS your only friends and NOTHING else!

Guy "Hi, So do you have a crush on me?"
Girl "Why do you wanna know?"
Guy "Cause I just do?"
Girl "Fine, Yes I have a crush on you!"
Guy "I thought we were only friends?"
Girl " You just ruined my crush!!!"
Guy "Sorry!"
Girl "Whatever you crush crusher!!"

by quaddinmonkey December 18, 2011

Woman crush Wednesday

When a guy is too scared to tell a girl he likes her so he subtly(but not so subtly) does it through social media. One should never put themselves as their own woman crush Wednesday unless they are a stuck up little bitch

Oh I like that girl so I'll make her my woman crush Wednesday

by Realtimemoneybitch February 11, 2015

puppy dog crush

An innocent, one sided infatuation.

I had a puppy dog crush on my kindergarten teacher.

by NeptunePA March 15, 2007

black man crush

A man crush that isn't homo, because the guy's black. Don't make fun of someone for having a black man crush, because it's not homo at all, and you'll seem unknowledgable on the subjects of black men and sexuality.

Morgan Freeman and Barack Obama are the subjects of many black man crushes.

by UrbanWisdom February 9, 2010

women crush wednesday

A day where women applaud each other for their looks, or brag about lack there of. A way to express a friendly gesture towards friends. When creepy guys can express their love on a day dedicated to crushes. (Noun)

Hey Hailey is definitely my women crush Wednesday
What's that?
It's a days where she notices my creepy love for her , yet again.

by Kaylaisnotonfire March 22, 2017

Middle School Crush

When you have a crush on someone similar to what middle-schoolers go though when they like someone. You start texting, hugging awkwardly, getting butterflies and stumble with your words every time you talk to set "crush." IM-ing is also key to Middle School Crushes (and don't forget to send lots of smiley-faces in them :) )

Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.

You know...I like-like that guy. Oh my goodness, I totally have a Middle School Crush on that guy!

by ohkitty March 4, 2013

Orange Crush Incident

Orange Crush Incident: An unexplainable and spontaneous sexual experience involving extreme intoxication, and in which at least three two-liter bottles of orange crush soda are poured onto the euphoric participants, spreading Orange Crush soda so thoroughly throughout a hotel room that the aftermath resembles a neon orange crime scene.

After the Orange Crush Incident, the room looked as though someone had been murdered in a fierce struggle, and bled Orange Crush soda.

Based upon these orange crush palm and footprints, we believe we have a pretty good lead on the perpetrators of the Orange Crush Incident.

by CC Mirage August 30, 2010