Campion the Crab

Campion the Crab is the mascot of Campion House selected by the senior year each year who leads Campion to victories in the interhouse events and bestows the boys with the kebab recipe come time for Campion Kebabs. Campion has major beef with the boys in More and Ricci house and is always looking to get around the boys in the house.

Campionite: Have you seen Campion the Crab lately?

Campion Brotherin: Yeah he's headed to Interhouse Musical Chairs to get the boys keen.

Campion the Crab: Yeah come on boys get around it.

by viewboy5988 November 25, 2024

Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole

I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio

by Linden&James December 5, 2024

Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole

I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio

by Linden&James December 5, 2024

fucky crab

A crab who is fucking retarted.

That is one fucky crab right there!

by Evan52098 December 12, 2024

mark ass crab

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool

ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?

by buttchese19 December 14, 2024

Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.

My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”

by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024