table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs

john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs

by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022

Hungry Crab

When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex

She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!

by Macintosh March 4, 2019

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 2, 2022

Crabs

Mrs crabs babies are now all over you after hooking up with mr crabs

Do you have crabs?

by Crabbypattys October 28, 2019

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.

She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.

by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020

Crab

Someone is being moody for no valid reason

Why is Sara being rude today?

I don’t know she’s being such a crab.

by Jenevieve123 April 1, 2019

crab

a punk ass bitch wearing blue

crab: CrIp GaNg NiGgA

blood: NAH NIGGA BLOOD GANG PUNK

by LK-G September 14, 2020