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covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.
by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020
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COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
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COVID

First coined by Rob Guthrie of Kansas City and definition by me; a cigarette once vaped, intentionally dropped. A half smoked cigarette picked up off ground or from ash tray and smoked til gone.
There are several COVIDs in that ashtray.
by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024
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Covid-🇦🇷

When Argentina imposed the “millionaires’ tax” on its wealthiest citizens, which numbers around 12,000, to help pay for medical supplies and relief for businesses impacted by Covid-19.
Taxing the rich further, which the Opposition called “confiscatory” seems to be a first step for Argentinians to recover from Covid-🇦🇷, as the money raised from the “one-off” levy would also help the poor and fund scholarships.
by Covido January 29, 2021
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COVID-14

A new meme that originated from the meme, 14.
Bbh- thank you guys so much for 1 million muffins!
Chat- COVID-14
by KarentheGOdd September 22, 2020
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A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not
She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before
by PK1611 August 28, 2022
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The Covid

Old people refer to the coronavirus as the "the covid" in northern states instead of just calling it "Covid" or "Coronavirus"
"Have you seen the news? The Covid is running rampid."
by Dr. Ronald Harvey December 1, 2022
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