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Doing a Corey Greenwood

God I’m tired, was doing a Corey Greenwood on the weekend
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Cyclone Jim Carrey

1.) noun.

Mid 30s man who torments opposing basketball coaches from row 4. Most notably, he broke Jerome Tang by imitating his sadness and disdain for the officials, prompting Tang, an otherwise honest man, to accusing the opposing team to the ludicrous act of cheating, with no substantiated proof.

2.) verb

Dancing with a bratwurst in your left hand whilst being on a national network television.
Bill: What’s the deal with Jerome Tang? He’s usually a level headed, honest coach that fields a solid basketball team….

Verne: You didn’t hear? Cyclone Jim Carrey shattered his confidence by imitating him after that technical foul on Wednesday.

Bill: Alrighty then. I did not know that….at least his fanbase is full of upstanding, knowledgeable, and thoughtful people….

Verne: …well…compared to hawk fans….maybe….
by Penis Alota February 11, 2024
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A common online debating tactic where someone dismisses a valid connection between two things by arbitrarily declaring them unrelated, often without evidence or reasoning. For example, when you point out that billionaires exist alongside homelessness, and someone responds that "those things have nothing to do with each other"—as if wealth accumulation and poverty exist in separate universes. The arbitrary non-correlation fallacy is the rhetorical equivalent of covering your ears and saying "la la la not connected." It's especially popular in discussions about systemic issues, where acknowledging connections would require acknowledging problems, which is inconvenient when you're trying to defend the status quo.
Example: "She posted a graph showing that as CEO pay skyrocketed, worker wages stagnated. The first comment was pure arbitrary non-correlation fallacy: 'Those two things aren't related. CEO pay is about talent and markets. Worker wages are about productivity. Different things.' She posted five studies showing the connection. He posted 'correlation isn't causation.' She posted the causation studies. He posted 'still not convinced.' The fallacy had done its job: preventing learning, preserving ignorance."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
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