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Have a child day

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it
Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021
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Mixed Child Syndrome

When a mixed child suffers an identity crisis from feeling as if they don’t belong to either racial/ethnic group so they succumb to the ways of the dominant group, thereby taking part in perpetuating negative stereotypes/behaviors of the minority aspect of their identity.
“Did you see how Tamera was defending her racist a** husband Adam?”
“Girl yeah, you know she got Mixed Child Syndrome. That’s why we stan Tia!”

“Did y’all know Mariah Carey was half Black?!”
“Yeah she always acknowledged her Blackness she never had that Mixed Race Syndrome.”
by Mirbeanz March 4, 2021
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Main child energy

when your the sibling that gives off the most main character energy
Katniss gives off the most main child energy
by dumbdefinitons:) April 17, 2021
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child be good wrentch

A wrench witch a gardian figure can carry to yeet at a child to make them good
The teacher yeeted the child be good wrentch to make timmy behave in class
by Masterkrin August 10, 2023
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Unpaid Child Support

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!
I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
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Child Support Whore

A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.
What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?
by RedPilledRetard89 August 22, 2021
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spiggy mole child

it is dificult to define a 'spiggy mole child'. it can be one of many things.

1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.

2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.

3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'

it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just get with my girlfriend?

Person 2: yeah sorry man.

Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.

Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
by thisdudeiscool November 23, 2011
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