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free-range child

A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
by Raynemom June 8, 2014
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Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018
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Child Support Whore

A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.
What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?
by RedPilledRetard89 August 22, 2021
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Mixed Child Syndrome

When a mixed child suffers an identity crisis from feeling as if they don’t belong to either racial/ethnic group so they succumb to the ways of the dominant group, thereby taking part in perpetuating negative stereotypes/behaviors of the minority aspect of their identity.
“Did you see how Tamera was defending her racist a** husband Adam?”
“Girl yeah, you know she got Mixed Child Syndrome. That’s why we stan Tia!”

“Did y’all know Mariah Carey was half Black?!”
“Yeah she always acknowledged her Blackness she never had that Mixed Race Syndrome.”
by Mirbeanz March 4, 2021
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Main child energy

when your the sibling that gives off the most main character energy
Katniss gives off the most main child energy
by dumbdefinitons:) April 17, 2021
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only child of this household

Someone who thinks they are an only child because of an age separation with their siblings.
Fred: I see George thinks he's an only child.
Barbara: He's an Only Child of this Household.
Fred: What? That's not a thing you idiot.
by Buca Cac January 4, 2020
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spiggy mole child

it is dificult to define a 'spiggy mole child'. it can be one of many things.

1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.

2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.

3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'

it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just get with my girlfriend?

Person 2: yeah sorry man.

Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.

Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
by thisdudeiscool November 23, 2011
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