Chatting Honk

A phrase used when someone is absolutely talking utter rubbish.
“You got absolutely wasted last night”
Nah mate, I only had a few pints, you’re chatting honk
by fartbumstinkypoo August 09, 2021
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Vent Chat Dick

A huge dick who keeps talking about serious shit (ie: cancer, death, suicide, 9/11) on the general chat on Discord, or someone who vents their negative emotions outside the discord vent channel. Also applies to people who are extremely negative and only talk about stuff that should go in vent chat and not general, but do it in general anyway.
Emma: Let's just chill on Discord!
Mark: *talks about XXXTentacion's death and gets into the gory details but knows this is a general chat and he hated Tentacion*
Emma: *crying* You are being such... a vent chat dick!
by kittenbunny65 May 29, 2021
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Dirty Chat

When you go to your friends or partners house every night and have sex with them so you can get over the fact that, the person you’re so very in love with doesn’t like you back.
Person 1: Dude, where were you last night?
Person 2: Sorry man, I was having a Dirty Chat
by His bugaboo September 02, 2021
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Chat Lag

When someone is chatting, and a a server of the chat provider is weak or your's/their internet speed is weaker. Someone says something, often a question, and is answered before the whole questions said. often associated with strong awkwardness
12:10 am Swaggr: Hey babe

12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:
by fukdurbichs November 27, 2014
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chat-lag

staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.

Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.

Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time
"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"

"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."
by Cat Beijing April 24, 2010
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Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.
by xxxjonxxxx March 09, 2021
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Diamond Chat

An extremely high level of conversation that engages, entertains and amazes the listener. Usually reserved for social events, but not exclusively so. Very valuable chat, comparable in worth and rarity to the precious stone. The opposite of sh*t chat.
“ How was your night out on Saturday?”
“ It was really good thanks. I thought it was going to be awful, but Handsome Baz was there and you always get guaranteed diamond chat with him.”
by BazCM July 03, 2021
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