The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*
by Grouthor April 02, 2010
When you are shagging a red haired girl with a pint of guinness, you chug the whole thing and then pick a fight with her dad, whilst shagging her
Oh i did the irish bastard to this lovely red haired maid. And i can tell you this that her dad cant punch for shit
by MrZzzleeping April 12, 2019
someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
by simple immortality November 11, 2006
by Regulata May 23, 2010
A word that is used to insult someone when you want them to shut the fuck up and bow to your greatness.
John:Fuck you, you bitch tits.
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!
by TheGuyWhoMakesBabies April 20, 2011
by Bigdaddyofdick October 04, 2020
Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”
by Ms. Cunning Runt July 20, 2011