Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.

I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.

Free base jerking by McDousher February 4, 2012

base layer 

The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks

I just threw down my base layer so I'm not soaked after this dump.

base layer by rcp72 April 27, 2009

Base raping 

The act of killing the opposing team in a base, often uncapturable, but sometimes also of the capable variety. Often uses the most 'invincible' weapon available, such as a tank or a siege weapon.

National Hero: Agh! We're losing!
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!

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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.

Base raping by RedShocktrooper May 13, 2010

Baked Ziti

To be really fucking high; to be so baked you cant function; being higher than you've ever been; so high you've got the munchies for days; pasta.

Friend 1: Ayo Rudy man you were really high last night dude! you were being crazy!
Friend 2: Nah BRO. I was Baked Ziti!

Baked Ziti by Mr.Hashman May 13, 2013

baseball pants 

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.

That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

baseball pants by baseball pants April 10, 2015

base64

Please translate this definition with a base64 translator, if you want to find out the definition of base64, and be a beginners base64er... okay, it looks like a bunch of gibberish, but just translate it, it might give you a better definition

QWxsIHlvdXIgYmFzZSBhcmUgYmVsb25nIHRvIHVz

I am a proffesion 3 year old child hacker because I know what base64 is.

base64 by wenisses May 4, 2018

Showin' base 

When a male wears his pants so low that the base of his jee-honson is showing.

To sag on the front side.

Reno: Dude, did you notice that Sweedish dude's pubes?

JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.

Showin' base by Renoryn December 27, 2007