Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025

Mish-al

The most beautiful person you will find very funny usually a gamer very smart all around nice person they will always protect you. If you find a friend like this keep them forever

That person is so Mish-al. (Cool, intelligent, funny)

by Funny,intelligent, good, rson May 5, 2020

Racist Al

A man named Al, who is without a doubt racist. Casually say's slur words and his hypocritical towards people of color and different ethnicity.

"Man, our boy Al is totally racist, but it's kind of funny" - Guy

"Yeah man, he is such a Racist Al" - Other Guy

by Throberto November 6, 2021

Al Hossain

Al Hossain is the most purest guy you'll ever find, he can pull people from dark places and can make people laugh easily. He has the ability to make anyone love him with one conversation. He is slightly innocent but very naughty because he is good at sex . He is one in a million so if u have an Al Hossain in your life dont lose him. I've one and he is my everything and my life is completed after having him
-by AAA6

''bhai help lagbe al hossain bhai re call de''

by AAA6 November 21, 2023

Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.

Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024

Al the Cutie Pie

Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER

Hey look, it’s Al

Woah, it really is Al the Cutie Pie

Yeah…she’s so cute!!

by King Tea January 20, 2024

al

Literally the most sexy swaggy person you could ever meet tbh, senpai art god I worship you like el worships tofu

Person A: have you ever spoken to Al?

Person B: nah I’m not interested

Person A: wow you have such horrible taste u poor loser

by Poopyfartysnotrocket March 17, 2021