Skip to main content

"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
mugGet the "before and after" photos mug.

the day after tomorrow effect

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.
Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'
by getpo.st June 29, 2019
mugGet the the day after tomorrow effect mug.
Related Words

keeping kids after the bell

This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like
Keeping kids after the bell be like

“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus”
by Godissoawesome123 October 16, 2019
mugGet the keeping kids after the bell mug.

dictionary.com everything after z

the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(
Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer

Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain
by epic senpai November 12, 2019
mugGet the dictionary.com everything after z mug.

Before or after?

Before or after refers to before or after the wipe, after you took a shit. It is said before one is about to eat ass.
"Bro, you ate her ass? Was it before or after?"
by dikke billen August 9, 2020
mugGet the Before or after? mug.

the day after fed day

after fed day is another fury hurt day though this one allows all kinds of hurting even physical harm as in jokes i do not wana see blood so as long as no blood u can hit all u want! as a joke if u do really hit make sure u have consent!
rules if ur a furry:
do not block if on twitter or discord
do not nut
do not say uwu or owo for the rest of the day
the day after fed day is defined as: "U N WORD DIE *PUNCH* omg so sorry dont bleed will help!"
by Sir. twinkle bottom December 20, 2020
mugGet the the day after fed day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email