Snazzy apples

apples with snazziness
similar to unicorn poop but snazzier
you should eat some snazzy apples

I bought some SNAZZY APPLES today!! They taste SO GOOD!! I'm feeling so much snazzier now that I've eaten a snazzy apple!

by snazzyapples June 10, 2018

apple purist

Someone who is an Apple fanboy and believes that Apple products should not be adulterated; no third party cases, jailbreaks or non-approved accessories.

You know those Apple purists, they hate people doing anything different to their iPhone's.

by AddictedToday May 13, 2015

apple's pajamas

When someone is caught passed out in an apple tree(in pajamas)

Damn shawty, that is the apple's pajamas

by the hungry hippo October 2, 2008

apple minion

Pimp as mofo who needs to kill himself quick. Right after slapping his mother with his 4 ft cock.

Dude your suck an apple minion for doing that

by Pimp Ass Mofo November 5, 2013

apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes

It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes

by Rachox August 8, 2015

Halloween Apple

Another word for a pumpkin
What idiots and elite call the orange version of a spooky fruit

Hey can you pass me that Halloween apple? I want to carve a vampire into it

by WisdomicPersona May 4, 2021