When one individual of the female gender inserts her clitoris into the anus of another female, Jacksawing with her hips until orgasm is achieved for both parties
by whipit, whipit good March 5, 2015
Get the tail teamingmug. A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 10, 2022
Get the tail crampmug. by Colietrent October 21, 2015
Get the Brushing tailsmug. by Ling Ling rauuuuuuuuur June 18, 2022
Get the bean tailmug. When a guy uses gasoline as lube and gives anal sex to someone and after he finishes lights the gasoline and penis aflame while it's still inside his partner
by deadpool$420$ November 12, 2021
Get the charizard's tailmug. What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!mug. by queen_ofspades January 17, 2018
Get the Tuff Tailmug.