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Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel

The unofficial mascot of Temple University in Philadelphia, PA.
Official mascot: Owl. Unofficial mascot: Brazen urban ninja squirrel.
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Squirrel Chaser

A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In
Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week
by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020
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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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squirrel stapler

***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
If I ever meet God one day, it will certainly not be from playing "squirrel stapler."
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
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Squirrel

Used as a nick name or slang word the true meaning of calling someone squirrel is someone who saves things for later, or someone with an ace up his sleeve.
Yo squirrel what’s the plan for tonight?

We’ll let squirrel deal with that
by Squirrel. March 20, 2021
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Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?
He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.
by HiFalootin November 8, 2011
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