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Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.
I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.
by anonymous November 16, 2021
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Louisiana Log Jam

A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
Him: Honey how about a good ole fashoined Louisiana Log Jam tonite?

Her: OK, but hurry up this time.
by AHULL October 16, 2022
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baby arm log

a massive poop of baby arm sized proportions
jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
mugGet the baby arm logmug.

Log Splitter

While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs
Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight
by Wex tonerich May 9, 2018
mugGet the Log Splittermug.

tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.
by kingmanthing November 14, 2016
mugGet the tampon logmug.

Get your log on

"get your log on and hit me up on myspace"
by Dj Bustle August 3, 2008
mugGet the Get your log onmug.

pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.
Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.
by caffeinated_sloth June 18, 2023
mugGet the pinching logsmug.

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