Brooke Holsten is the most amazing friend you could have, shes funny, smart, amazing, gorgeus and more!
by Georgina sparkss November 5, 2020
Get the Brooke Holstenmug. Brooke is the most sexist women you will ever meet ! shes stunning, beautiful, the prettiest ever <3
by cake is big February 14, 2022
Get the Brookemug. The rarest man of all. Strong physically, but unbelievably kind hearted. Will do anything for those he loves and extremely protective. A man who is respected by those around him because of the way he conducts himself. He has brown eyes that will melt your heart with one glance. When he gives a hug it envelops you like a warm blanket that you never want to take off. He cares deeply about justice and struggles with understand the ease at which people mistreat one another and do acts of wrong. He is the guy that walks your grandma across the street with the gentlest of care but will but chills down a man’s spin with one look for honking impatiently as they walk across.
Hey, Brookes would you do me a favor and get me some water?
Of course babe, I will gladly get out of bed without grumbling even though I’m already tucked in to get you some water.
Of course babe, I will gladly get out of bed without grumbling even though I’m already tucked in to get you some water.
by Pinecone23 November 23, 2021
Get the Brookesmug. A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020
Get the Brooksmug. Without question, no one could mention a person, a girl, a women as beautiful as her. She's top of the pile, with a magnificent smile and curious genuine eyes. Yes she's tiny as shit but her personality stand 3-worlds tall, yet so humble the worlds are the smallest of all. Courageous and quick, she's not to forget, all the details around her which she grasps for her wit. Her skin is so soft and her laugh so sincere, she will hug you with a warmth that will scare away fear. When her head is on goal and her feet on the ground, she'll often walk faster than any man in the town. She's an agile one. Clever and crafty. She keeps track of her four until connected in harmony. She has a heart full of love willing to share. And loved by the many she will always be there. She's a fighter. A charmer with a genuine soul. She's stronger than most and know's not her own pull. It goes without question that there could not be one smarter. She'll go further and further while the rest of them falter. There are few, if any, that engender her splendour. Because she is 1 of A kind she is Brooke and that's all that should matter.
"She certainly has an Brooke Caldwell way about her the way she warms up to those people."
"Look at the way she just Brooke'd that problem- piece of cake!"
"Look at the way she just Brooke'd that problem- piece of cake!"
by TarinWinslow July 20, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug. One of the cutest guys you'll ever meet. Often childish with the most ridiculous sense of humor, but once told, he'll grow up. For a long time, brooke will be stupid and maybe a bit mean, but in time of knowing him, he can become the sweetest, funniest, sexiest guy you'll ever meet. All the girls have a crush on him all the time. Whether they know it or not, they are all on his lost to go out with next. Even though he matures eventually, he always retains that childish humor and laughs at the stupidest words. Always the guy to laugh in Sex Ed. And most likely be kicked out for that reason. Brooke can be whoever's, but you'll always love him. Hes ways in the back of your mind and you can go out with whenever. Hes just one of those guys.
by Emzy S. August 30, 2019
Get the Brookemug. 