I gave him a moist martin!
by Someguywhomadeathing September 03, 2018
A Martin is the act of taking a shit in the shower and forcing it down the plug hole with your toes. Often used as a treat to celebrate a good day at school or a promotion at work etc
'Hi John, how's your day been?' 'Yeah not too bad thanks, I finally got that pay rise at work. I'm just heading home to have a celebratory beer and a Martin!'
by BROY4 September 27, 2022
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Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
by gaming24 March 15, 2022
Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
by Krikkisblikkis November 03, 2023
A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
by KirkoBliko November 03, 2023