by pete is my bro for life! March 13, 2005

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.
White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys
Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball
White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball
White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012

by buggum September 18, 2005

White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.
by hygas September 28, 2022

To initiate sex.
This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.
This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.
by wheerandbiskey November 12, 2016

A boy who is one girlfriend is ready to jump out of car, or into a building ready to explode into rage and fight or shoot. Because she told him to do it. Regardless if the situation is true or not. Consequences later.
by Zoomzoom20 May 7, 2022

Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.
by old geezer May 6, 2011
