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peter is a very speacial child, and he is tight, and he is funny, and he is also half mexican.
i love peter the fence-jumping half-mexican. he is very cool
by pete is my bro for life! March 13, 2005
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white men cant jump theory

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.
White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012
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holy h. jumped up

Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.
Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!
by buggum September 18, 2005
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White Men Can't Jump Theory

White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.
"Hey look, Tyler's gonna dunk that basket!"

"Oh shit, forgot about White Men Can't Jump Theory."
by hygas September 28, 2022
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Can I jump your fence?

To initiate sex.

This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.
Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)
by wheerandbiskey November 12, 2016
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Jump Out Boy

A boy who is one girlfriend is ready to jump out of car, or into a building ready to explode into rage and fight or shoot. Because she told him to do it. Regardless if the situation is true or not. Consequences later.
In the prison cell as they carry aggressor out . What you call yourself a “Jump Out Boy “
by Zoomzoom20 May 7, 2022
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stump jumping ridge runner

This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.
Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.
by old geezer May 6, 2011
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