Waffle Cone

1. To be annoying

2. To be distracting

3. To be a bitch

Man, I was trying to get my girlfriend to have sex with me, but she was being such a waffle cone about it.

by The jelly bean July 29, 2010

Waffle Quigger

When one indulges in the act of placing a waffle on a partners anus and having the partner shit on the waffle, then ensuing to eat said waffle.

Me and her did a Waffle Quigger last night, it was EPIC.

by AwkwardPenguin November 13, 2010

cunt waffle

when tha chick has large beef curtains an ya stick ya dick in it

Joe and stuck his cock in talia's nasty cunt waffle

by FUCK!! YOU January 27, 2010

Twat waffle

I very small and exceptionally cute girl. Commonly found to be roaming the streets in a wheel barrow or feeding the neighbours cats.

See that girl over there.. She is an absolute twat waffle

by Cubble99 July 26, 2014

Dirty Waffle

To fuck a girl in the ass till her asshole is stretch as big as your fist then dip your balls in her ass.

So I gave this girl a dirty waffle last night she couldn't shit this morning

by homo788059789437897346 April 23, 2009

Dallas Waffles

During intercourse, a man proceeds to take a dump on the womens back. Then, with his penis, he draws a star, representing Dallas. Then ejaculates in the air, pretending his penis is a gun, and the ejaculation is a bullet.

John and Susan took a trip to Texas, and had to get some Dallas Waffles.

by The Coolest Guy454353453453453 August 23, 2008

Yellow Waffle

Yellow Waffle is a waffle in which congestants are spit under or on top of a waffle and left for the waitress to find.

Kendra: Dudeeee, that Yellow Waffle that Chase left there is siiiickkk!

Kelly: I know! I feel bad for that waitress!

Kendra: That's what she gets for working at Waffle House!!

by Puddin! September 19, 2010