Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021

West Virginia

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

by pr0fes0rka0s November 26, 2021

West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”

I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs

by ODie419 August 10, 2022

West Virginia Waltz

The sideways shuffle, the horizontal shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.

Me and my sister did the West Virginia waltz last night

Right on!

by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022

West Virginia hubcap

When one crack head blows crack into another crack heads ass

Those crack heads just gave each other a West Virginia hubcap

by Tert1156 November 28, 2022

West Virginia hubcap

When one crack head blows crack smoke up another crack heads ass

That crack head just gave his best bud a West Virginia hubcap.

by Tert1156 November 28, 2022

West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.

My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.

by Hamilbone December 31, 2022