Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

Angry Video Game Nerd

A pissed-off, geeky video game enthusiast who hosts his own series of game reviews on YouTube, ScrewAttack.com and GameTrailers.com. Formerly known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he reviews some of the most godawful games ever made (usually games on the NES) in an over-the-top manner. He is known for his New Jersey accent, his heavy drinking (usually drinks Rolling Rock and Yuengling beer) and his filthy mouth. The Nerd uses ridiculous amounts of profanity in his videos, to the point where he makes up his own words ("fuckfarts", "fuckballs"), and sums up the games with phrases such as "What a shitload of fuck," or "It sucks monkey fuck!!!!!" Usually he also describes some horrific thing he would rather do than play the games, such as "drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus", in order to let the viewer know just how bad the game is. Some of the games/systems/accessories are destroyed in a comical manner (flushed down the toilet, stuck in the toaster, etc.) after he is done reviewing them. The series also sometimes has "special guests" such as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, Michael Myers and Leatherface, most of whom have the living shit beaten out of them by the Nerd. Some examples of games that the Nerd has reviewed are:

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I don't like it."

by OldeSchool January 6, 2008

Virgin Cuba Libre

Coca Cola

Virgin Cuba Libre is rum and cola without the rum!

"I would like a virgin cuba libre, please!"
"Isn't that just a coke?"
"Yes! And please make it diet."

by MRCOOPER March 6, 2013

Vidya

What the deep internet calls videogames, mostly /b/ and rarely Reddit.

Person 1: Wanna play some Vidya?

Person 2: Yeh sure

by Meowmeowsmasher July 1, 2016

victorya

The name of a woman who is queen of the world.

All hail Queen Victorya.

by Qvpp October 6, 2016

2 virgils

2 virgils is a term used to mean 100.

Origin: Despite Virgil Abloh being a multi-millionaire designer for his off-white brand he only donated $50 towards protesters bail out fund. FYI. You can't buy an off-white sock for $50.

A virgil would mean $50 but two virgils would make up $100

Imma keep it 2 virgils, You can't afford a plain off-white tee.

by @Lwixe June 2, 2020

la vida loca

Spanish for "The crazy life," means doing wild and crazy things that make you cool.

Ricky Martin says he is living La Vida Loca. Except he speaks Spanglish. Not loca.

by AJ de la Crest May 16, 2007