unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 1, 2017

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unicorn bae

A unicorn bae is a boyfriend or girlfriend who is like a pet.

Nancy:You should get a unicorn bae,mine is so cute.Sally:I totally have a unicorn bae and he is rainbowtastic

by EmoLillyx October 25, 2015

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Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

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When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises

"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"

by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021

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Unicorn Tree

A group of ten or more people having group sex in an icecream parlor.

I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.

Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.

by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010

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