When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back
You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!
by sex vocab May 21, 2022

by auraquarius May 27, 2022

by Yhournumberonefan December 3, 2019

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

When someone says that he/she became a unicorn in prison, they're really saying that he/she became fake or cartoonish in prison. But if it happened in prison, didn't it happen before prison too, even if nobody noticed? Wasn't this person always a phony deep down?
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Person 1: have u seen Ashley the unicorns new video?
Person 2: omg ya she was rlly making me laugh in that video
Person 2: omg ya she was rlly making me laugh in that video
by Udon Kitchen May 30, 2022
