Toasted Head

When you're really high (a.k.a. toasted) and get head.

Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.

by HeoQ March 12, 2019

Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019

Toast

The WORLD DESTROYING weapon

man: toast

woman: oh god please no

by MisterMix November 6, 2020

Toast

Crispy Bread, usually topped with butter, jam, jelly, or peanut butter. Occasionally Nutella

"I want some toast"

by 1000PiecesOfToast February 26, 2018

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

Toast

Dat big man who be long snappin the hoes and drinkin the chocolate milk.
The man with the largest penis in the world.
The ultimate horny nut machine.

Did you see toast showing reilly his 10 inch penis in his car???

by SachWasHere November 14, 2019