An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
Get the Randy's wifemug. When your on your girlfriends leash
by Greekgod10 July 1, 2016
Get the Wifedmug. the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman
Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
by idon'tknowwhyi'mhere March 2, 2016
Get the throw down wifemug. Have you heard about Tom Holland and georgia torr
Yes they make a very good couple. She is so lucky she is Tom Hollands Wife
Yes they make a very good couple. She is so lucky she is Tom Hollands Wife
by Nobodyyk February 21, 2022
Get the Tom Hollands Wifemug. Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.
When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.
This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.
This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
"How much for a commission?"
"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."
"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."
"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."
"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."
"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
by TheLingeringSaint February 4, 2022
Get the Wife-leechermug. Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021
Get the How's the wife?mug. A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.
"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"
"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
by Bens Da da March 14, 2020
Get the Wife cleaner.mug.