a horny asshole who will try to suck your toes and doesn't take "no" for an answer. he was baptized in monster energy drinks and bathes in grease in his mom's basement, watching anime while eating his 7th box of black licorice. he asks for head from random people that he recently met over the internet and guilt-trips people for not complying with his gross nature.
omg is that kyle? he fucking assaulted me yesterday
kyle drinks too much monster
he punched a hole in his drywall
he paid $10 for hentai
his girlfriend "delga" is a cum slut and his alt account
kyle drinks too much monster
he punched a hole in his drywall
he paid $10 for hentai
his girlfriend "delga" is a cum slut and his alt account
by ihatekyleswithaburningpassion June 17, 2019
by Painful ketchup December 23, 2018
The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends
1.
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC
2.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC
2.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE
by Mebitchhh July 30, 2018
by Malcolm21321231231 October 14, 2020
by Bchdbumkfv May 05, 2016
A drop dead gorgeous girl who has the most beautiful, big, doe eyes. She usually never trusts anyone, not even her closest friends. She has a lot of emotional baggage that she doesn’t release onto anyone. She can be jealous but will never show it. She usually has beautiful and long legs. She is usually a Freak And is into experimental sex and loves S&M. She is stunning and has a charisma that can make anyone fall in love with her. Her body is amazing and she usually has moves like a stripper. She might even be one. Kylee Marie is a great friend and will listen to anything that’s on your mind. She is a very deep thinker and is stuck in her head a lot.
Boy One: Jesus Christ! Who the fuck is that? She’s stunning. I just wanna touch her.
Boy Two: That’s Kylee Marie; she’s literally an angel.
Boy One: Where can I find someone like that?
Boy Two: You can’t... your not that good.
Boy Two: That’s Kylee Marie; she’s literally an angel.
Boy One: Where can I find someone like that?
Boy Two: You can’t... your not that good.
by Dezilaiah July 31, 2019
Kyle and Levi are the sexiest mother fuckers alive. On a scale of 1 to 10 their in bed performance clearly rates snowcone, mostly when together. The phrase "Kyle and Levi" is a badass derivative from the icey tundra wolfepack attack where the snowcone ceases to melt. Their motto is "All the bitches love me" and they live each day as their last. Nobody will ever be able to join the icey tundra wolfepack attack nor taste the snowcone and survive as their penis' are larger than average...exponentially. These guys rock out with their cocks out and are guaranteed to get the bitches and follow up with the punch line, "I gotcha bitch!!!!".
by 2truth October 20, 2013