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Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.
Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk
by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011
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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006
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bed set

The place where a person sleeps, usually consisting of: a mattress, sheets, blankets, pillows.
That chick that Baumann plowed last night messed up his bed set.
by aaronb41 August 21, 2008
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bed bolt

When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.
My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.
by albinorineo February 18, 2013
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Sanding alabaster in bed

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.
by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013
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Four Post Bed

Four gay men going home to have sex with eachother.
The four gay guys at the restaurant went home to engage in a four post bed sesh.
by Lolobug May 5, 2013
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Bed Griper

A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".
What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!
by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013
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