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Third EYE Blind

When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "
Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3
by jaibone8 October 30, 2010
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Thirsty

When a girl is so obsessed with what another girls does and she won't leave her alone. What the other girl does doesn't even concern her, and it's not even a big deal but the thirsty girl just won't leave her alone.
If a girl works at a restaurant and has to wear lingerie for a themed week, the thirsty girl is so jealous that she can't dress like that and make money so she bashes her for no reason
by Thatonebtch November 7, 2013
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bloody third eye

Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.
nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.
by king of knowledge September 18, 2003
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thirsty-bitch

1. a male/female who hates on an individual because of their clothes, money, or style.
Shane is a thirsty-bitch towards Jamie.
by DeShantia Ballard March 28, 2007
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third world

Errr, Greenland is controlled by Denmark. It's not an independent country.
by Bjork September 26, 2004
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third coast

1third coast
2dirty third
3a term for texas
by hustle town May 13, 2005
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third joke

When someones continues a joke until it is no longer funny. If someone makes a third joke you should scream "THIRD JOKE" and take extreme pity on them.
Is it not obvious enough? Do you really NEED an example for a third joke?
by Michelle Coburn October 20, 2006
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