Teacher

1) Teachers are usually people who will say they are trying to help you with your work, and say they care about how you feel, but they don't actually care about you, or your work, they just want to get through the day and get their paycheck

Teacher - You ok (student)?
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit

by GetOofBitch June 18, 2020

Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.

"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.

by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012

Lazy teacher syndrome

LTS is a billijim gaterson disease that he found when he was working as a nurse in a school.
He saw a teacher poop in a student from LTS

Oh shit our teacher has LTS and is shitting in jordans mouth

Lazy teacher syndrome

by U_iS-A HO;;NiGa November 25, 2018

Cruz Tena

The most sexiest guy in school

Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large

by Daddeeee65 September 23, 2019

ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.

Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.

Engineer, former friend: That's great.

by Former Expat October 14, 2022

Evicting the Irish Tenants

(v): The act of digging the lent out of one's belly button

Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.

by Disgruntled_Landlord October 24, 2012

Call Your Teacher "Mom"

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

by Heh, im better than you November 12, 2019