oh true

a quantifiable measurement of pain

Sheila filed for divorce yesterday she is taking the kids, that is at least 35 oh trues. that is like 7 fivers right there

by Alchemancer December 5, 2021

True love

Either platonic or romance-like, true love is defined by someones will to create a Urban Dictionary Word Post about/revolving aroung you.

Person 1: Hey, I wrote an Urban Dictionary Word Post about this person.
Person 2: Woah, you must love/like them huh?
Person 1: Yup, I put my time and heart into it!
Person 2: True love, I tell you.

by Insomniaatitsbest November 21, 2021

true ending

Very hecking hard thing to get

I finish the true ending
Good for you

by Bl0wingahoolie November 8, 2021

The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.

by Ingredients September 20, 2021

True Strike

The single most useless fucking spell in Dungeons and Dragons

Person 1: I cast true strike! I'll have advantage to hit on my next attack!
Dungeon Master: The goblin hits you. Roll concentration.
Person 1: ...3.
Dungeon Master: You lose concentration.
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: Why not just attack twice

by AbstractDark July 14, 2021

The True Axolotl

I am *The True Axolotl*, I love *Stevorium*, like almost all of us in the *Discord* of *Steve5*, I *write*, I do *art*, i do *skins* and i don't *simp*.

Bob: look, its *The True Axolotl*
*Tenseigod*: Can he be my Pet?????!!??
Bob: yes he can.

by The True Axolotl August 24, 2021