Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

turbo tongue

Mega fucking fast tongue🤑

Frankie’s mums boyfriend has a turbo tongue

by THEskibidigyattmeister August 12, 2024

weak tongued

Unable to lie. Having a tendency to get caught when lying.

Jake is very weak tongued. His dad knew he went out drinking.

by DefinitelyNotRobert June 02, 2017

Tongue Torture (TT)

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful

1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020

ghetto-tongue

(N) ghetto-tongue is a palate with a very low bar, resulting in the purchase of low quality meats and produce.

When Heidi buys a pack of hot dogs for one lonely dollar, she clearly has a case of ghetto-tongue.

by theUltimateMasterChef July 08, 2020

buttered tongue

someone who is good at flattering and praising people into doing things for them

The politician used his buttered tongue to get people to fund his campaign.

by trashman101 February 07, 2025

The Demon's Tongue

The Demon’s Tongue is the very first independent blog dedicated to the philosophy, psychology, politics, and ontological mathematics of Hyperianism.

Check out The Demon's Tongue at demonstongue.com!

by Merricklorent June 08, 2020