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Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
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The Thing

The dialectic between the antithesis and the synthesis of a topic, generating a new synthesis when created.
Goodrich has posited the thing
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The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
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Vašek thing

A state of mind when you don't think and buy a totally overpriced thing that can be done better or cheaper in x way. You don't listen to your friends' advice and you go purely according to your intuition and then you defend your decision even though you know it's wrong.
Vašek wanted to buy a ticket to a concert with his friends, but because they weren't quick enough, he bought a standing ticket for 300 euros, even though he could have waited a little longer and bought a ticket for 110 euros with his friends. Classical Vašek thing
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Ego Is A Too Much Thing

It's in, side
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy

And they call it your subconscious

Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him

Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right
He'll make you lie
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down

Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind
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palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!
palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!
by meowbark13 June 4, 2023
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What is this thing.

Person: what is this thing.
Me: what is this thing?, it’s urban dictionary
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