Bingle Ball

A glorious large ball of shiny silken threads, adorned with the finest velvet ribbons, and the sparkliest golden fringe and "pearls" that dangles from above. When you gently tug on the bulbess knob at the end of the dangly pearl string, the most delightful music box music will caress your eager earholes with fanciful notes.

Oh, Mama... Is it my turn to tug on the dangling, pendulous knob of the most magnificent bingle ball?

by O.G. Princess Leah December 29, 2018

Aw Balls!

A phrase that is said reffering to something that has happened that is completely different from what was planned

"You can't go to over your friend house until this house is clean!" Me: "Aw balls!"

by #tellit how i see it July 20, 2018

piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 4, 2019

Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof

by Ijistmasterballedauselessbird April 4, 2020

Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls

Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.

by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020