I cut fruit

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016
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the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y
John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
by Swatches December 08, 2021
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Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.
by Hero_ofthenight March 07, 2018
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Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
by Greyman63 June 18, 2019
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Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016
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Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce
Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble
by Cregthehat July 01, 2021
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freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.
Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!
by Paul Lzto April 16, 2008
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