To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.
"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020
Get the Jing the thingmug. by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
Get the Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting pagemug. "Bruh, what was that?"
"I ain't gonna lie, that was some Skwiggy shit back there."
"Bro your life is nothing but skwig things..."
"I ain't gonna lie, that was some Skwiggy shit back there."
"Bro your life is nothing but skwig things..."
by Ahollabackgirl May 12, 2018
Get the Skwig Thingsmug. I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”
by Karma’s Kuming Soon November 25, 2020
Get the Orlando Thingmug. a collection of well valued overseas items up to and including groceries and clothing. sometimes referred to as bargain shops; including some you may or may not know.
“where did you get those USA Polo Aggressor slides?”
“oh! the knock off item at a maximum discount on sale at Ghetto Things?”
“oh! the knock off item at a maximum discount on sale at Ghetto Things?”
by shy shy24 June 17, 2022
Get the ghetto thingsmug. welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee
by anonymous November 19, 2020
Get the parking lot thingsmug. A show that never started which had a storyline of a kid named rishi having peculiar experiences in his weird life
by Radrishi😔 August 13, 2022
Get the Rishi thingsmug.