TAP

Trus Associated Press

"Growing news column started 2022 for the purpose of replying boldly to subtle shade"

Checkout the new article in the TAP in order to get facts that the other guys can't reveal.

by Goldbricks March 9, 2022

tapping the tittie

Ones spawn who is breastfeeding.

When is she gonna stop tapping the tittie?

When she is done tapping the tittie, we are going for a drink!

by Gleek32 December 18, 2015

Tip tap

Walking by a man and quickly and smoothly tapping them on the tip of their penis using the back of your fingers. A quick backhand tap to the penis using a flick of the wrist.

I walked by John and gave him a good ole tip tap!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Free Tap Friday

When a friend gets a free tap on another friend in the nuts

“Hey did you get your free tap on William? It is free tap Friday”
“Yes I did, he died”

by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

shit tap

The anus.

Harvey: Hey John, take the wife anywhere nice recently?

John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.

Harvey: Respect.

by amscray September 11, 2011

Pasty Tapping

To masturbate the female genitals.

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.

by paulie49 February 25, 2021