Gripes my tail

When something really bothers you.
That guy parked in front of our driveway again so I can barely squeeze by. That really Gripes my tail!
by JRBIV January 1, 2022
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An edgy furry youtuber, who usually fights with furry haters and animation haters.
"Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official just hearted your comment!"
by Alexa The Fox_Official February 11, 2021
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Dragon Tail

1. When you fart and it follows you.

2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.

A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.
1.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."

2.

Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"
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Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.
John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.
by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022
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fauxny tail

the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap
girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!
by santaire July 5, 2011
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slippery-tail

A term of endearment, used by a man or a woman, in reference to their partner, after the man ejaculates either inside of or over the other's anus. Also, can be used as a derogatory term for gay men, but only rarely, and in jest amongst straight men, who are feigning 'gayness' for the amusement of friends and/or family.
Gay guy #1: 'Hey there, slippery-tail, how'd you like that last bung-load?'
Gay guy #2: 'Ohhhhh, marvelous, my jizzy-boy, thanks kindly, when may I have another?'
Gay guy #1: 'Hold your horses there, humpy-buns, I gotta reload and do some more coke.
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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