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Soft

Soft means being in a state of emotions where you feel weak, happy, calm or pure love for a group of people or even a single person.

Your heart may ache in pure love for the single, or multiple people you see or are in contact with. You may feel overwhelmed not by pressure but by love and the need to care for this being with all your might.
"I feel so soft with my friends from kindergarten"
by Guccimantae June 6, 2018
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Nut on soft

Verb
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.
I saw my son nut on soft the other day. lol. Boys will be boys.
by Baby cheeks7 March 6, 2019
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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
mugGet the soft mafiamug.

Soft squirter

A man that can only produce female offspring.
I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.
by Nicol922 May 15, 2024
mugGet the Soft squirtermug.

Soft

Eliyah Brawdy is soft. In fact, she is the most soft of them all.
by go_run_now_softie April 20, 2021
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“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”
by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020
mugGet the National Soft Hat Appreciation Daymug.

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