Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life

I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.

by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021

Socializing in reverse

Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!

your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?

by Infiniteanal January 24, 2023

social fuckboyism

A common trait in western culture, specifically in schools, social fuckboyism is the fear of how one comes across to their peers. Symptoms include having a different group of friends inside and outside of school/work, building a perfect social media identity, dressing in clothes they don't like, and hiding their actual intrests while in public.

Social fuckboyism is ironic, because those afflicted with it will act out a second personality in public because they think it will make them happy and well-liked, while often having the opposite effect. If social fuckboys just embraced who they were and surrounded themselves with people that like them for who they are, they'd be so much happier.

Drew: "Why doesn't Devin talk to us at school?"
Mark: "He has social fuckboyism, and I think his other 'friends' are catching on to it."
Drew: "Man, that sucks. Is he still getting on the Teamspeak later so we can play some League?"
Mark: "I don't know, he might be going to that concert at the Palace tonight with the stoners."

by ItsNotOneSided January 11, 2016

Social Warfare

The act of spreading harmful ideas and topics, as a means to cause instability.

The CCP are using tiktok in their Social Warfare campaign against the western world!

by PleaseStoptheCCP May 30, 2023

Social zoned

Like the friend zone, but banned to social media contact.

Credit due to Kaylynn and Marcus.

"I like you as a broadcaster and nothing else"
"Bro, you just got social zoned"

by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018

social owl

A social owl is a person who is dead during the day, but at night they go out for almost any occasion.

A: hey wanna gab some lunch?
Social owl: nah I dont feel like it
A: wanna go driking after my dogs bithday dinner?
Social owl: YES

by Vutuyashii December 3, 2019

socially addicted

The act of doing something only because other people are watching them or sharing their presence.

When it comes to smoking Tara is socially addicted to it.

Laura is socially addicted to juuling.

by yeetmanIII August 7, 2019