Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.
Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.
Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.
Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.
by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018
Get the Nake Snakemug. A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.
by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017
Get the bar snakemug. by squidwardo April 16, 2011
Get the trouser snakemug. by ToxicSilence359 December 15, 2017
Get the Fake The Snakemug. by Kaheem E. September 16, 2005
Get the Snake Charmermug. Anyone who takes or steals anything from another person- whether it be knowingly or unknowingly. The snakee typically gets pretty pissed off at the aforementioned snake, unless the snaked item is of little to no significance.
1) In skateboarding, one can "snake" another by taking a run when it was another's turn, or by (stupidly) skating in front of that person just as they're about to do a trick. This is not good, particularly if it happens multiple times. May be overlooked if done by a young kid who can't skate and/or doesn't know any better.
Skater 1 (to his boy): Dude, if that kid snakes me one more time, he's gonna get this board shot right up his butt!!
Skater 2: I feel you man, that kid is getting on my nerves too!
2) "Butting" or going in front of someone else either in any kind of line (e.g. at the movies, the DMV, fast food restaurant, etc.). Snaking of this sort can make one extremely ticked off!
Snakee: Hey man, you totally just snaked my place in line- the back of the line is over there (points).
(bigger, badder) Snake: What you gonna do about it, beeaattcchh???
(smaller, weaker) Snake: Oh shit man, my bad- I didn't even see you there (walks to the back of the line).
3) One can "snake" another's girl or guy, some food, their music, movies, clothes, or just about anything else. Again, dependent on the item being snaked, reactions of snakees vary.
Snake: Dude, I'm snaking a slice of that pizza, I'm starving bro!
Snakee: It's all good...just don't grab another, or I'll have to take this pizza slicer to your fingers!
Skater 1 (to his boy): Dude, if that kid snakes me one more time, he's gonna get this board shot right up his butt!!
Skater 2: I feel you man, that kid is getting on my nerves too!
2) "Butting" or going in front of someone else either in any kind of line (e.g. at the movies, the DMV, fast food restaurant, etc.). Snaking of this sort can make one extremely ticked off!
Snakee: Hey man, you totally just snaked my place in line- the back of the line is over there (points).
(bigger, badder) Snake: What you gonna do about it, beeaattcchh???
(smaller, weaker) Snake: Oh shit man, my bad- I didn't even see you there (walks to the back of the line).
3) One can "snake" another's girl or guy, some food, their music, movies, clothes, or just about anything else. Again, dependent on the item being snaked, reactions of snakees vary.
Snake: Dude, I'm snaking a slice of that pizza, I'm starving bro!
Snakee: It's all good...just don't grab another, or I'll have to take this pizza slicer to your fingers!
by J3553 March 13, 2008
Get the snakemug. "Did you see Samuel L Jackson in that movie 'Snakes on a Plane?' That motherfucker must be spending too much time with Bobby, Whitney, and their glass dick!"
by kevhanel September 8, 2006
Get the snakes on a planemug.