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SIMP GOD

the god of all simps he will simp for simps
i am the SIMP GOD please respect me
by Ȝ October 25, 2020
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simp detector

Simp definition: Someone who does way too much for a person they like

Simp detector definition: scans you to see how much you are a simp for a person, thing, food, or animal
If you look up simp detector your most likely a simp or looking for young nugget O_o
by Simp detector January 18, 2021
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Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
by Yehosher November 28, 2021
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Simp-pastel

Pastel, pastel is a big simp. Periodt
Pastel-simp is a friend in our group that thinks fictional women are more important then real life women.
Pastel-simp likes to simp with fictional women and YouTuber men.
Simp-pastel is a very rare kind
by Sweettesttrash March 28, 2020
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man simp

a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.
by MISTERDOT99999 April 3, 2020
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depressed simp

vanti and gian
vanti and gian are depressed simps.
by pussy_luvver69 May 4, 2020
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Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.
You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp
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